Anita Susanti

Ah Beng : If i die, will you remarry?
Wife        : No! i’ll stay with my sister. But if i die will you remarry?
Ah Beng : No! i’ll also stay with your sister.

A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not in the morning?
Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM!

Ah Beng bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book and said, ‘My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610.’

Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, i play football every night
Doctor   : Take this tablet, you will be OK
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

Ah Beng : People consider me as a “GOD”
Wife        : How do you know ??
Ah Beng : When i went to the park today, everybody said, Oh GOD, You have come again.

Ah Beng complained to the police. “Sir, all the items are missing, except TV in my house”
Police      : “How the thief did not take TV?”
Ah Beng  : “I was watching TV news..”

Ah Beng comes back to his car and find a note saying “Parking Fine”
He writes a note and sticks it to a pole “Thanks for compliment”

Once Ah Beng was walking, he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that one side it would be cold and on the other side it would be hot

Teacher : ‘I killed a person’. convert this sentence into future tense.
Ah Beng : The future tense is ‘you will go to jail’

Ah Beng told his servant : ‘Go and water the plants!’
Servant  : ‘its already raining’
Ah Beng : ‘So what? Take an umbrella and go’

Ah Beng : ‘Why are these people running?’
Man         : ‘This is a race, the winner will get the cup’
Ah Beng : ‘If only the winner will get the cup, why others running

Have Fun today <_<