Adam and Eve
Posted in Jokes on Nov 11th, 2009
Eve : ” Adam, do you love me?”
Adam : ” No, I don’t”
Eve (crying) : ” Then why did you make love with me? ”
Adam: ” Haaallooowwww, do I have a choice? “
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Smile…. Before and After Marriage….
Posted in Jokes on Sep 27th, 2009
BEFORE MARRIAGE :
John : Ah… at last. I can’t hardly wait!
Jane : Do you want me to leave?
John: NO! Don’t even think about it.
Jane : Do you love me?
John : Of course! Always have and always will.
Jane : Have you ever cheated on me?
John : NO! why are you even asking?
Jane : will you [...]
SALAD & MIE
Posted in Jokes on Sep 13th, 2009
Dalam sebuah jamuan makan malam resmi, seorang ambasador dari negara barat (ketika mengambil makanan) berusaha untuk ramah terhadap seorang nyonya pejabat Indonesia yang berada di-depannya :
Ambasador : “Do you like salad ?”
Dikira nanya’in sholat, sang nyonya menjawab : “Oh yes, five times a day.”
Ambasador : “Wow, that’s very healthy. What kind of dressing do you [...]
English skills….beware !
Posted in Jokes on Jul 3rd, 2009
This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!!!
A few days ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Barack Obama…
The instructor told Mori Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Obama, please say ‘how r u’.
Then Mr. Obama should say, [...]
Ah Beng : If i die, will you remarry?
Wife : No! i’ll stay with my sister. But if i die will you remarry?
Ah Beng : No! i’ll also stay with your sister.
A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not in the morning?
Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM [...]